Meet The Idiots!

Current Idiots

Mike DiSano
Trent Gillaspie
Sean Bender
Kara Chesal
Becky Dash
Garrett McCutcheon
Bobby Wood
Rohit Kumar
Mike Davey
Mark Dube


Idiot Alumni

Michelle Gore
Kat Urbanowicz
Rob Headley
Erik Nelson
John Pettengill
Matty Welch
Wei Quan Zhou
Nate Bragg
Carrie DePetris
Joey Faust
Mike Hourihan
Matt Duggan
Jon Marcus
Matt Hitchens
Corey Lagunowich
Tara Caljouw
Doug DiPietro

Founding Members

Andrea Barreiro
James Carolus
Jeff Kimball
Craig Lampert
Stef Noble
Tiff Pinard-Westendorf
Dana Rossi


 

 

Meet Mike:

Idiot from Fall 2000 - Spring 2004

MICHAEL HOURIHAN

NUTRITION FACTS ~ A delicious souflee of rare cheeses. Favored in countries without running water. Stir lightly and add paprika.

 

Ingredients Grams Per Kelvin

Fat 20%
Vitamin A ¾
Mexican Wine $9.00
Riboflavin 6 yards
Democracy One teaspoon

 

!CONTAINS 8 ESSENTIAL PLACEBOS!
!GOES WELL WITH HAITIAN RELATIVES!
!LIP-SMACKIN' GOODNESS!

Don't take this one for granted! Mike is the glitter that is held on by the glue which holds Sheer Idiocy together. Under no circumstances will he be your pawn. He is here for one purpose and one purpose alone: to make things a little more complicated than they need to be. Need something done? Better have a year of time set aside, my friend. The current emperour has more red tape around him than a hastily festooned Christmas tree. He's the fun-lovin', absent-minded, goof de jure with a penchant for frosty nights and frostier morns. What does this all mean??? Don't even freakin' ask. Mike's crazier than a carnivorous sofa.