Meet The Idiots!

Current Idiots

Mike DiSano
Trent Gillaspie
Sean Bender
Kara Chesal
Becky Dash
Garrett McCutcheon
Bobby Wood
Rohit Kumar
Mike Davey
Mark Dube

Idiot Alumni

Michelle Gore
Kat Urbanowicz
Rob Headley
Erik Nelson
John Pettengill
Matty Welch
Wei Quan Zhou
Nate Bragg
Carrie DePetris
Joey Faust
Mike Hourihan
Matt Duggan
Jon Marcus
Matt Hitchens
Corey Lagunowich
Tara Caljouw
Doug DiPietro

Founding Members

Andrea Barreiro
James Carolus
Jeff Kimball
Craig Lampert
Stef Noble
Tiff Pinard-Westendorf
Dana Rossi

Meet Garrett:

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Announcer: This weekend only, buy one get one half…

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Woman: Oh Donny, you couldn’t!?

Man: I did Rebecca, I most certainly did!

Woman: But…

(click) “Is there ever anything good on TV anymore?”

Announcer: Tonight on History’s Mysteries…is he a man?...a boy genius?...even human? Tonight we reveal the shocking and terrifying history behind “The Legend of Garrett the Mystical”

(theme music) “Finally something good!”

Announcer: Not much is known about the actual person. Eyewitness accounts say he was incredible to behold. Some said he was godlike. All that we know for sure is that he was all-powerful, all-knowing, and certainly not from around these parts.

(to be continued…)