Meet The Idiots!

Current Idiots

Sean Bender
Kara Chesal
Becky Dash
Garrett McCutcheon
Bobby Wood
Rohit Kumar
Mike Davey
Mark Dube
Kevin Deraney
Nick Sosin

Idiot Alumni

Mike DiSano
Trent Gillaspie
Michelle Gore
Kat Urbanowicz
Rob Headley
Erik Nelson
John Pettengill
Matty Welch
Wei Quan Zhou
Nate Bragg
Carrie DePetris
Joey Faust
Mike Hourihan
Matt Duggan
Jon Marcus
Matt Hitchens
Corey Lagunowich
Tara Caljouw
Doug DiPietro

Founding Members

Andrea Barreiro
James Carolus
Jeff Kimball
Craig Lampert
Stef Noble
Tiff Pinard-Westendorf
Dana Rossi

Meet Kevin:

Since the dawn of time, humanity has sought to explain the unexplainable. Why is the sky blue? Why does cheesecake taste so good? What is the best way to make a chocolate chip pancake? Some things are just not meant to be understood. However, recent scientific studies by leading researchers have discovered some startling conclusions about the nature of the universe.

It turns out the every amazing occurence during the course of a humans life, as well as the length of human history, is the result of one single element. Whether it be the dicovery of electricity, the European renaissance, or the birth of a human child, they have all been linked to this one amazing component. The element itself has been identified as Kevin Deraney.

Kevin Deraney has many unique properties that make it unlike any element known to man. It has the ability to turn lead into to gold, but not just that. It can change aluminum into cheese, wool into fire, and horse hair into mexican jumping beans. Kevin Deraney is widely accepted as a panecea for al diseases, including cancer, the shanks, and the common cold.

Researchers are still looking into the use of Kevin Deraney as an alernate power source. This could help end the energy crisis as well as lower the importance of foreign oil. Scienctists are also looking for ways to use it as a form of faster than light travel.