Meet The Idiots!

Current Idiots

Mike DiSano
Trent Gillaspie
Sean Bender
Kara Chesal
Becky Dash
Garrett McCutcheon
Bobby Wood
Rohit Kumar
Mike Davey
Mark Dube


Idiot Alumni

Michelle Gore
Kat Urbanowicz
Rob Headley
Erik Nelson
John Pettengill
Matty Welch
Wei Quan Zhou
Nate Bragg
Carrie DePetris
Joey Faust
Mike Hourihan
Matt Duggan
Jon Marcus
Matt Hitchens
Corey Lagunowich
Tara Caljouw
Doug DiPietro

Founding Members

Andrea Barreiro
James Carolus
Jeff Kimball
Craig Lampert
Stef Noble
Tiff Pinard-Westendorf
Dana Rossi


 

 

Meet Sean:

Fifty years ago in the beaches of south India an amazing discovery was made, the remains of a completely new type of human-being. Scientists call it the homo sciomnes or "man who knows all". Scientists call the specimen Sean Bender, and through the miracle of cloning brought this incredibly handsome creature back to life. Now he roams the earth attempting to control the murderous beast within...duh duh du-du-du-duuuuuunnnnnn......just kidding.

Actually Sean Bender was released back into the wilds of Connecticut where he gained a certain amount of local acclaim and now attends RPI where he spreads the gift of laughter and industrial strength suction-cups. What will become of this animal and what does it have left to teach us? What does it need? What is it looking for? What is the capitol of North Dakota? Where are my socks? What is a henway? What is does it ne...wait said that one....uh...yeah.....um....Who is he really? Yeah that sounds good...who is Sean Bender really? Only time can and will tell......allegedly.