Invasion of the Plant People
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present
for your scrutiny Sheer Idiocy. On the outside, a normal college improv troupe.
On the inside... well... there have long been whispered rumors, silent murmurings
spoken under the breath, that there was something dark and twisted trapped
in the core of this jabberwocky of insanity.
Those rumors couldn't be more correct.
Our story begins in Troy, NY, 7 years ago on a cold night in November. All was peaceful... too peaceful. The residents were so lulled into a passive state that almost no one noticed the meteor land.
Almost.
Dr. Albert No-Face was sitting on his porch the moment it struck. He had no time to escape – the meteor crushed his feeble body into the ground. If this were mere fantasy, the story might end here – Dr. No-Face would have never gotten back up. But he did. And something was... different. He had been changed irrevocably by the meteor, in a way he could never understand... in a way no one could understand. He stumbled out of his house in a daze... confused and lost. That's when his memory came back. His mission became clear.
He was here to invade this planet, human by human.
Right then, he noticed a group of students walk by from the local college, RPI. His ichor pulsing, his thoughts pounding, he attacked them! If this were mere fantasy, the students might have been spared. But they weren't – they had been changed. Changed into soldiers of the Plant Army!
Long story short, these individuals went on to found Sheer Idiocy, the one way they knew they could disseminate their alien seed. Every fall they take new victims, bolstering their ranks, preparing their army to conquer Earth. This year was no exception, with John Edward Pettengill, Michelle Gore, and Matthew Welch being forcefully brought into the fold. These individuals will make fine additions, and we will soon be able to make our move! We will not be defeated, Humans! Prepare yourself for the Holy Onslaught!
Submitted for your approval by Nate Bragg.