Behold in wonder as Sheer Idiocy demonstrates the use of WEEKLY SHOWS.

Absolutely no scribes will be allowed.

Idiotica, Sheer Idiocy's capital city.

Yes that's right. You heard us. We said, "weekly shows." For beginning September 3rd, Sheer Idiocy will invite one and all to view an improv spectacle of much hilarity and wonderment every Wednesday night at 8:00 PM in Mother's Wine Emporium. Our scientists have ensured through recent advancements of genetic engineering and plastics that shows will last about an hour, meaning that these improv shows will be some of the most scientifically advanced in the world. These individually-crafted, hydroponically-grown shows will feature more short-form games for your short attention spans, and some new forms of improv specifically designed for regularly-scheduled performance. This advancement gives our civilization the use of a new type of unit: the alpine soldier, and allows us to construct supermarkets in each of our cities. Once supermarkets are in place, we will be able to supply you, our audience, with more improv per resource square, allowing you to get your fix of Sheer Idiocy every week! You can no longer afford to miss one of our shows, nor are you able to declare war on us. We have recently signed a pact with the Zulus, which clearly makes us the most powerful improv troupe on the campus. But that's not all! We know that you have come to rely on our regular supply of workshops along with our shows. Well, with the new weekly time slot, we will be able to fit more workshops in, instead of shows on certain weeks! Keep an eye on our calendar in the "shows" section of the website for more information. In addition, we have begun construction of a new Wonder of the World, the Great Temple of Idiocy. When complete, it will give our Idiot units an extra movement square per turn. With this new advancement, we will easily win the space race and take control of the entire campus!

What this all boils down to, our loyal subjects, is that we are performing or holding workshops every Wednesday night, just for you. You can even mark it on your calendar as "Idiocy Night." In fact, we encourage you to do this. It's so much improv, and absolutely free! So you'd be a fool to miss it.

By Joey Faust and Sid Meier