The Art of the One-Word Story

Nate: so, can we have an occupation and name?
Jeff: Dan-O
Nate: and Dan-O is a....?
Matt: spaceman

Jeff: Space
Matt: can
Joey: never
Nate: feel
Jeff: like
Matt: something
Joey: tangible
Nate: . Instead
Jeff: it
Matt: only
Joey: wisps
Nate: away
Jeff: . Dan-O
Matt: , who
Joey: hated
Nate: space
Jeff: , had
Matt: considered
Joey: destroying
Nate: his
Jeff: spacesuit
Matt: factory
Joey: perminently
Nate: . You
Jeff: wouldn't
Matt: think
Joey: that
Nate: this
Jeff: would
Matt: offend
Joey: the
Nate: hard-working
Jeff: residents
Matt: of
Joey: Earth
Nate: 2
Jeff: , but
Matt: , naturally
Joey: they
Nate: didn't
Jeff: ask
Matt: . So
Joey: they
Nate: continued
Jeff: creating
Matt: turmoil
Joey: among
Nate: the
Jeff: wisps
Matt: and
Joey: willows
Nate: ' pet
Jeff: wallaby.
Matt: . After
Joey: that
Nate: , Dan-O
Jeff: decided
Matt: tangibility
Joey: wasn't
Nate: useful
Jeff: to
Matt: space
Joey: at
Nate: this
Jeff: time
Matt: so
Joey: he
Nate: flew
Jeff: obliquely
Matt: adjacent
Joey: to
Nate: his
Jeff: alter
Matt: ego's
Joey: homeworld
Nate: , where
Jeff: wallaby-kind
Matt: enjoy
Joey: countless
Nate: healthy
Jeff: activities
Matt: , including
Joey: badmitton
Nate: , boxing
Jeff: , wine-tasting
Matt: and
Joey: sex
Nate: , but
Jeff: not
Matt: "badmitton"
Joey: sex
Nate: , which
Jeff: disgusts
Matt: Dan-o.
Joey: "Why
Nate: do
Jeff: they
Matt: insist
Joey: on
Nate: having
Jeff: sweatpants
Matt: on
Joey: their
Nate: ears
Jeff: , dammit?"
Matt: Confusion
Joey: abounded
Nate: . Robots
Jeff: rampaged
Matt: . Lovers
Joey: died
Nate: . Bridges
Jeff: transcended
Matt: . Empires
Joey: fell
Nate: . Ground
Jeff: beef
Matt: still
Joey: tastes
Nate: . "Ready
Jeff: or
Matt: not
Joey: , here
Nate: or
Jeff: there,
Matt: near
Joey: or
Nate: far
Jeff: , The
Matt: same
Joey: applies
Nate: underground
Jeff: . The
Matt: moral
Joey: of
Nate: the
Jeff: story
Matt: is:
Joey: Regardless
Nate: of
Jeff: continuous
Matt: semi-political
Joey: regions
Nate: , space
Jeff: ain't
Matt: tangible
Joey: , foo.

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