"In a courageous victory against colors like blue and red, orange reared its loud head and was declared winner this season. In a startlingly fresh approach to the classic idea of "Mr. Toast", Sheer Idiocy has wowed high fashion tree house society club members yet again with the infamous Ghostbusters-esque 'atkins-friendly-no-bread-logo'. Also a stunningly fresh approach to the Internet was taken by not marring the beautiful back of this shirt with a website URL."

                                 -- Improvmopolitan, Fall 2004 issue

"After the dust of this season's vicious fashion war had settled, Sheer Idiocy had once again come out the clear victor with their new barcode design. Believed to be revealed as some sort of produce if ever actually scanned, the enigmatic barcode that graces the reverse of this ludicriously dark blue tee has other designers flabbergasted. When reached for comment, Tommy Hilfigger said, 'It doesn't have enough red in it.' We think he's just bitter."

                                 -- Improvmopolitan, Fall 2002 issue

"The fashion world has eagerly awaited the arrival of a new improv shirt with baited breath for many months. The Idiots show that they do not disappoint with this glamorous maroon t-shirt featuring the clever and catchy question, 'Pork chop?' on the reverse with a very postmodern website address in leiu of the traditional title. Once again they have wowed and zowed designers from New York to Milan."

                                 -- Improvmopolitan, Fall 2000 issue

"Those Idiots have done it again!  This season, we'll see our favorite improv troupe prancing down the runway in a lovely lovely hunter green "tee" emblazoned with that oh-so-wacky head! The back of the shirt is inscribed with a delightfully witty set of disclaimers, encased in the graceful curves of a rounded rectangle. Sheer Idiocy, the fashion industry salutes you!"

                                 -- Improvmopolitan, Fall 1998 issue