Jax Ross

Idiot from: Fall 2013 to Spring 2017


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Jax was born to a hermit family on the outskirts of Botswana; he was forced to flee the country after a chocolate pudding shortage plunged the aristocracy into chaos. Jax really loves dungaroos. He hates when people call him "THE J DOG."