Idiot from: Fall 2013 to Spring 2017
Kin of the North Atlantic Faefolk
Injected liquid internet into his bones to achieve the ultimate WiFi.
Endorsed and hated by the Kiss a Ginger campaign
Nothing deters him from living his daddy issues on his sleeves.
Anger of the reddest find.
Nightmarish powers he may evoke
Knowing his secrets but is too proud to lie
Needs no substance, he chooses to abstain
Intelligent beyond what anyone would perceive
Games of word he is nigh disinclined
Handsome somehow, more than the next bloke
There is no way one could deny
Bottles of hair product has been used in vain
Open is his heart like boxes on Christmas Eve
Even if he will see to the end of mankind
Hands full of misplaced, off timed awkward jokes
Moral and joyous is what he lives by