Idiot from: Fall 2007 to current
Some would consider Michael Davey tall, dark, and handsome. Others may consider him short, light, and ugly. I guess that's perspective for you. Davey showed his improvisational talent from a young age. In fact, when others were playing Trouble and Chutes and Ladders, Davey was practicing games like Famous Person's Cafe, Chain Murder, and That Damn Clap. By the time he reached age 7, he was already ranked professional in Improvisational Comedy, so he moved on to his second love, bobsledding. He went on to win 4 gold and 3 silver medals, two of which were done with a dead teammate.