Craig Lampert
Idiot from: Fall 1997 to Fall 2003
Craig is a lazy bum that wont update his bio. He doesn't go to RPI anymore, and when he did, he majored in psychology or something like that. Not like it really matters. He is involved heavily with the RPI Players and Alpha Phi Omega, the co-ed service fraternity on campus. When he isn't studying or hanging with his brothers, he can be found in the Playhouse. He is a scorpio and likes long walks on the beach. Craig was born in a quaint little village of France. Although he doesn't speak French, he is fluent in mime and gibberish. He migrated to the United States when he was ten years old because he thought the roads were paved with gold. He went through school in seven years when he realized he was a genius. He now lives in the old tree by the road.