Maria Salmon
Idiot from: Spring 2016 to Spring 2019
The hellish, slightly mucosal immaculate conception of this young Idiot was immortalized in stone carvings underneath the 108th street bridge. Her tempestuous being emerged and tore down every brickhouse in sight. Her rampage continued until she came across a force as vicious as her own. She saw their signature scowl and knew that this is where she should be.
And thus this (surprisingly polite and congenial) windstorm came to be.