Mike Hourihan

Idiot from: Fall 2000 to Spring 2004

Don't take this one for granted! Mike is the glitter that is held on by the glue which holds Sheer Idiocy together. Under no circumstances will he be your pawn. He is here for one purpose and one purpose alone: to make things a little more complicated than they need to be. Need something done? Better have a year of time set aside, my friend. The current emperour has more red tape around him than a hastily festooned Christmas tree. He's the fun-lovin', absent-minded, goof de jure with a penchant for frosty nights and frostier morns. What does this all mean??? Don't even freakin' ask.

Mike's crazier than a carnivorous sofa.

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