Wei Quan Zhou
Idiot from: Spring 2003 to Fall 2004
Wei in a nutshell: One night Wei went to a club. At the club Wei was doing what HE could consider to be dancing, and while he was moving his feet around someone touched his ass. Wei was startled but not worried. Someone has gone out of his/her way to touch Wei's merchandise, and Why does Wei say "his/her" instead of "her"? Because Wei does not know, and in fact Wei does not want to know. At the time the risk was too high, and so he lives in uncertainty.
That is Wei in a nutshell.